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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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