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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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