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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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