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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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