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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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