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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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