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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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