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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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