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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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