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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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