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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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