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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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