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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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