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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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