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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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