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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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