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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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