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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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