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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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