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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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