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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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