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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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