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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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