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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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