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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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