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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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