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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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