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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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