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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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