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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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