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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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