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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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