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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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