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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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