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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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