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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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