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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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