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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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