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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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