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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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