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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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