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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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