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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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