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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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