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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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