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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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