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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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