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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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