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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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