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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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