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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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