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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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