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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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