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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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