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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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