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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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