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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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