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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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