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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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