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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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