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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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