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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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