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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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