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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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