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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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