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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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