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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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