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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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