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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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