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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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