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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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