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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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